Friday, May 30, 2003

Russia appeals it's third placing in Eurovision. No no no, you guys don't understand, Eurovision is stupid, full of talentless dullards and doesn't matter! For God's sake don't start taking it seriously! Although I suppose we should be grateful the US don't take part, there'd be extensive lobbying for votes, anyone who didn't give the US full marks would face trade sanctions and a cut in aid and in a worst-case scenario they'd end up clusterbombing the venue.

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