Monday, August 01, 2005
"Give it to us, Deagol my love."
"Why should I?"
"Because it's our birthday my love and we wants it."
"I don't care, I've given you a present already. I found it and I'm going to keep it."
"Oh, are you indeed my love?"
[throttles]
Several hundred years living under a mountain, eating fish and composing riddles would be a small price to pay for my precious. Although when that thieving little hobbit turns up, we won't mess about and we'll throttle him straight away. Oh yes we will, my precious... gollum
"Why should I?"
"Because it's our birthday my love and we wants it."
"I don't care, I've given you a present already. I found it and I'm going to keep it."
"Oh, are you indeed my love?"
[throttles]
Several hundred years living under a mountain, eating fish and composing riddles would be a small price to pay for my precious. Although when that thieving little hobbit turns up, we won't mess about and we'll throttle him straight away. Oh yes we will, my precious... gollum
